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The season to be jolly

🎶“Tis the season to be jolly, fa la la la la la la la la” 🎶

Christmas is the season to be jolly and a time for celebration and joy so we thought we would get into the festive spirit with a light hearted look at ocean life and some seriously funny fish puns!

funny koi joke

This shy fish sure looks appealing to us!

funny clownfish joke

All this clowning around is making us hungry!

funny krill joke

You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry!

funny hammer fish joke

You can’t touch this 😂

funny kraken joke

Seriously, my sides are splitting!

Merry Christmas to you all 🎅

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